NAME: |
Uknown |
ALIAS: |
"Snooter" |
SPECIES: |
Mimic |
AGE: |
Unknown (adult) |
ENGLISH PRONOUNS: |
They/It |
SEXUALITY (in human terms): |
Bisexual |
OCCUPATION: |
xyz |
LIKES: |
Bugs, plants & nature, sunbathing, hiking, & napping |
SMELLS LIKE: |
Chlorine, sunscreen, ocean breeze, & brand new vinyl |
THEME SONG: |
-Subject is not able to remove the blue ring markings on its shoulders.
Though it is also usually seen with a dark coloration with a lighter underside, the presence of the rings is the only way to truly verify its identity.
-Subject does not speak aloud, instead opting to use sign language.
You will be totally unfamiliar with this language, but you will be able to understand it perfectly regardless. If prompted later on, you will be unable to recall a single sign the subject used, making true transcription impossible.
-Subject is seemingly capable of understanding any and every language as though it were fluent.
Do not call for help from local authorities in its presence. It will understand you and prevent you from doing so.
-Naked when socially acceptable to be so, but is willing to wear shorts in societies where modesty is expected.
Presents as both genders & both sexes, and self-describes as "bisexuality incarnate".
We understand that the nature of the subject's abilities can be alarming.
If encountered, do not panic.
Do not make eye contact.
Keep walking.
If signed to, obey its commands.
You will not be held liable for theft or property damage subject may request you partake in.
After you are certain it has left the area, contact local authorities. Be prepared to describe its last seen form, crimes witnessed if applicable, and future plans if any have been communicated to you.
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If, after exposure to subject, you find yourself winded, in shock, cut or brused, flattened into a 2D shape, crushed under a piano and/or anvil that spontaneously generated above you, repeatedly falling down the stairs in a cartoonishly exaggerated fashion, walking off cliffs and looking down and gulping in fear before you begin falling, running into walls painted to look like real train tunnels, surrounded by 2D red sticks of dynamite with sparkling fuses, inexplicably transmogrifying into some other species, slightly more flexible than you were before, experiencing the urge to smash random jars out of frustration for not being strong enough to open them, suddenly becoming strong enough to open jars you were not strong enough to open before, growing a suspiciously long tongue, making random animal sounds, wagging your tail even though you're pretty sure you don't have one, writing a professional quality full-length cosmic horror novel in one day, signing up for a library card, sniffing every single scented candle at the store including doubles of the same scent, becoming adept at calculus while simultaneously being unable to complete simple addition problems, feeling a deep desire to eat the bark off various trees and compare their textures and flavors, being permanently cured of gastrointestinal ailments, experiencing the urge to rescue stray domestic animals to prevent their presence as an invasive species from increasing in severity, or taking one sip of coffee before steam blows out your ears and you literally start bouncing off walls and sprinting across town at dangerously high speeds, remain calm. Reality-warping abilities will wear off within 1-8 hours of exposure and you will remain anomalously uninjured. Except for the curing of gastrointestinal ailments. That one appears to be genuinely permanent.
-A lanky humanoid resembling an anthropomorphic hare with four asymmetrical eyes, four arms, and markings similar to that of a tuxedo cat. This is the first form it was sighted in, and some claim it is its original form.
-A squeaky, rounded creature with vinyl skin resembling that of a pool toy, accompanied by the appropriate handles upon the shoulders and tail. Capable of intaking large amounts of air into its body, compressing its organs to become able to float in water and especially low gravity.
-A dark wooden figure carved with spiralling patterns and a gnarled, bark-like texture, used for camoflage in wooded zones.
-A cracking marble statue. Capable of standing totally still by hardening its skin like a crust, though it is somewhat vulnerable in this state as it can be shattered and will need to take time to regenerate from its wounds. Often used to hide among decorative gardens & gargoyles.
-A quadrupedal animal with long legs and sometimes large paws, capable of running at great speeds. Do not attempt persuit unless equipped with a high-speed vehicle.
-A literal two-dimensional cartoon drawing of a stylized monster with a fat tail and snout. Capable of both walking around in 3D space, and traversing along 2D surfaces to reach normally inaccessible places.
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